It does nothing.
That's not a limitation. That's the specification.
It will never update.
No patches. No new features. It shipped complete — and it will still be complete, thousands of years from now, hard at work on nothing.
It cannot be wrong.
It has never been wrong. It has never been right. It has never been anything. In this economy, that's integrity.
Zero watts. Zero water. Zero data centers.
The most sustainable AI ever made. Because it isn't one.
$20. No subscription. Ever.
US shipping included. A rock this useless shouldn't have hidden fees.